60 Things I Can Do Instead of Watching Sports

Zaz
2 min readJun 17, 2021

Sports stink. Absolutely stink…. I can literally smell them from here. Nothing good about them. Imagine what I could do or do more of if I didn’t invest my time in sports.

A list:

  1. Read a book
  2. Watch a movie
  3. Binge a show
  4. Go out to eat
  5. Hang out with friends
  6. See family
  7. Play video games
  8. Take classes
  9. Exercise
  10. Garden
  11. Perform stand up comedy
  12. Sell household items on facebook marketplace
  13. Go to a concert
  14. Watch people play slots on twitch
  15. Yoga
  16. Listen to music
  17. Get closer to god
  18. Get a car wash
  19. Stay late at work
  20. Not be sad all the time
  21. Protest
  22. Start a podcast
  23. Volunteer
  24. Make the bed
  25. Become an NFT artist
  26. Travel
  27. Invest in sneakers
  28. Become a Forex trader and influencer
  29. Discuss stocks on twitter.com
  30. Ride a roller coaster
  31. Get in on the ground floor of a pyramid scheme
  32. Adopt a pet
  33. Listen to a true crime podcast
  34. Get a pedicure
  35. Spend more time choppin’ it up at the barber shop
  36. Go bowling
  37. Ride Jet Skis
  38. Bake breads and desserts
  39. Explore anime
  40. Watch battle rap
  41. Listen to Ska music
  42. Start a youtube cooking channel
  43. Make a “pranks in the hood” video #itsjustaprank
  44. Stretch
  45. Learn a new language
  46. Go on a bike ride
  47. Become a real estate agent
  48. Learn magic tricks
  49. Tell people crypto is a scam on the internet
  50. Learn every world capital
  51. Skydive
  52. Learn how to surf
  53. Count cards in blackjack
  54. Become a GrandMaster Chess player
  55. Get a tongue ring
  56. Work as a farmer
  57. Work as the muscle for a bookie and get caught kidnapping a kid who owed the book because you decide to stop for pizza with him with you which leads to spending over a year in prison
  58. Become a world famous rapper
  59. Become a BBQ Pitmaster
  60. Have purpose

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Zaz
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A list of things to do instead of watching sports